Ang Blog ni Inday… Nosebleed…

Posted by jepoyzter under Blogs, Just for Laughs

Hilarious blog about a fictitious maid…

A friend of mine forward an email to me a couple of months ago. It is titled “Inday”. While reading the mail, I just cant stop laughing.

“Inday” is a phenomenal character scattered in email and SMS jokes. The work or name “Inday” is commonly used nickname for house-helpers or maids in the Philippines.

I just found out that “Inday” now have a blog. Thank for K’Anne for the info.

TWO THUMBS UP FOR INDAY!!!

Just to share some excerpts from my email or visit “Inday’s” blog at www.blogniinday.com.

Conversations with the “Amo” (the Boss) and Inday.

Conversation 1

Amo: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda.. o nga pla inglesira ka. would you please purchase many fishes for our this week’s meals?
Inday: Judging from your statement I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term “fishes”, although rarely and even erroneously used, connotes a plethora or an array of different kinds of the aforementioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing questions before I traveresed the road to the wet market would be: What certain type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day’s catch? (Pauses) Aaah. by manner of careful extrapolation, given the meager budget in this houshold’s quasi-peasant middle class taste, I assume then I will source the staple “galewng-gowng”. Am I correct?
Amo: Leche!
Inday: You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then the “ba-ngooz” is it!

Conversation 2

Amo: Day! Bakit may bukol si Junior?!
Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy’s cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
Amo: (Di nakareact)

More joke at Inday’s Blog.